Gnomeimsayin.
18 / tx.
Follow me on Instagram: @dudeeitsxhl

fuckoffcishets:

occupation: the family disappointment

(Source: overlypolitebisexual)

ohfuckyeahitsjosh:

Making me jealous will only push me away from you. It won’t make me want you more. I’m not very competitive, if I see someone who’s making you a lot happier than I am, I’ll back up because I’ll assume you want that person a lot more. Although it’ll hurt seeing someone other than me make you happy, I’ll leave it to them to keep you entertained. I don’t like the feeling of being unwanted or being just second best. I’m a very jealous person and I hate it.

iceepr1ncess:

literally nothing feels better than being loved by someone who hates everyone

(Source: liampayneisafuckboy)

that-healthy-girl:

thesugarhole:

if we are talking in person and i accidentally spit dont even call out i saw it and im dead inside

this is so accurate it hurts

(Source: thesugarhole)

'are you flirting with me or are you like this to everyone' a classic novel by me

(Source: tany4)

dashdrive:

will you still love me when my eyebrow game is no longer hella strong

iwishlilbwasmygrandpa:

Popping bottles in the ice, like a lizard. When we drink we do it right, with a lizard.

(Source: swagonmydick4000000000)

"Poetry doesn’t have to rhyme, it just has to touch someone where your hands couldn’t."

Rudy Akbarian  (via confusingmisery)

(Source: purplebuddhaproject)

spockward:

hey you wanna do a fun prank we can hold hands and cuddle and makeout and make everyone think we’re dating it will be so hilarious

akanedee:

if you ever call me annoying, even if it’s just jokingly, the chances of me ever speaking to you again are slim to none because I’ll be so afraid that every little word or sound that comes out of my mouth will aggravate you and make you cringe and hate my existence

"Relationship advice: Find someone who accepts you for the lazy piece of shit you are."

(via suchvodka)

(Source: quotecomedy)

ispankmyturtle:

why is it that everyone can be an asshole towards me and that’s perfectly fine but the minute i have had enough and act like an asshole its all of a sudden not okay

mitten:

i want to kiss you and take cute pictures with you and go on stupid dates but I also want kill you for making me feel things

(Source: longful)

sorry:

I’m the type of person that never starts a conversation and then wonders why I have no friends

(Source: sorry)